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River Freshney
Nothin 2 Catch
May 2009
Released: 2009, Independent
Rating: 3.0/5
Reviewer: Stu Occupier

Please leave your brain and morality outside the room....Done??? Then we will begin.

Formed in London by Nic and Wez in 2005 (both members of Inner Rage), they decided after a large amount of drink to form a band with simple riffs and lyrics so that they could play whilst off their heads on drink and drugs. So we are in Anal Cunt territory here, but at least this lot can play their instruments and you can make out the vocals.

Nothing special to start with until we hit track 4. It may have a stupid title but it really shows their thrash credentials with a very obvious take on the Virus classic "Lunacy". These first 4 tracks are from their first demo recorded early in 2006.

The next 4 tracks were recorded at the end of 2006 for their second demo, and it is a much better offering with mid pace thrash songs meeting a touch of grindcore. "Where's My Fuckin Gin?" kicks ass.

The last 3 tracks are all previously unreleased. First up is a breakneck and quite brilliant cover of the Misfits "We Bite". The last 2 were recorded live this February at the Bridgehouse in London, "Gay Pride" is not one to play to any sensitive and/or politically correct friends.
Track Listing

01.Told Thee It Were Russia
02.Is Scarlett Johansson's Cunt As Pretty As Her Face?
03.Bob Hoskins Goin Mental In A Bin
04.The Lonely Fisherman
06.It's Not Rape If You Shout Surprise
07.Wheres My Fuckin Gin?
09.We Bite
10.Gay Pride Sunshine (Live)
11.Titwank (Live)


Optimus Doyle (Vocals)
Wez4 (Guitar)
Lee4 (Guitar)
Mike4 (Bass)
Nic Boy (Drums)

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