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Released: 2004, Sriracha Records
Reviewer: Night of the Realm
What did I do to deserve this punishment? I seem to have struck out this month with three horrid and useless bands. As if I wasn’t feeling enough pain after reviewing Mash Out Posse and Ektomorf, now I have been defiled by Body Fluids.
No, I was not inseminated by a bunch of rabid rhinoceroci, or subjected to a bout of explosive, necrotizing diarrhea from an overzealous water buffalo, but I almost would prefer such treatment to this album. Body Fluids is a band from France, playing insipid rap-rock garbage. Get this shit out of here, and let’s get environmental services in here for a thorough decontamination. In the meantime, I prescribe a high-dose prophylactic regimen of Iron Maiden, Dark Angel, Judas Priest, and Ancient Rites to prevent a chronic case of deep-seated, whigger-itis.
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