US-based death/black metallers VITAL REMAINS have issued the following update:
“We are looking for a pro lead guitarist with good gear and good attitude. Must have valid passport, valid drivers license and clean criminal record!
If you are chosen you must relocate to Rhode Island. No exceptions!
Must be able to tour anytime, anywhere, without question.
No druggies, junkies, pot-heads, burnouts, drunks, posers, lazy, pussy-whipped motherfuckers need not apply!
Also no dead-beats with their hands out need apply as well!! Team players only.
We are looking for a long term dedicated musician who wants to work hard.
Requirements for audition:
Please make a video of yourself playing solos off the songs ‘Icons of Evil’ and ‘Dechristianize’. Also include a bio, CD and a list of anything you might have done in the past.
If we like what we see, you will be contacted and asked to come out for a live audition. You will be responsible for covering your own flights and living costs while you are here.
Only if you are chosen for this gig will you then be reimbursed for flights. All others will have to cover their own flight home.
Please send all interested parties and or videos to the following email: firstname.lastname@example.org.”