(a) The Great Kat’s NEW “Guitar
Goddess” Cyberspeed CD:
FOUR BRILLIANT, MASTERPIECE SONGS - GUARANTEED TO TEAR OPEN YOUR SKULL AND RIP OUT YOUR
LOSER, LETHARGIC, POT-SMOKING, DRUGGED-OUT, TRUCK-DRIVING BRAINS!!!! FEATURING THE
FINGER-BLEEDING, INSANE VIRTUOSITY of YOUR GODDESS KAT on these MIND-BLOWING SONGS:
1-Rossini’s “The Barber of Seville”-The Great Kat Cyberspeeds the Classical Italian Opera Overture!
2- “Dominatrix”-Dedicated to ALL Kat-Possessed Slaves, Submissive Masochists, RABID Kat-Thrashers and BRILLIANT Cyberfreaks! “On your knees and lick my boot, PEON!”
3- “Feast of The Dead”-The Great Kat chomps you up, SPITS YOU OUT and YOU WILL LOVE IT!!!! Get ready for some SICK, DEMENTED CANNIBALISTIC CYBERSPEED!!!
4-Sarasate’s “Zigeunerweisen”- Classical violin virtuosity and RIPPING Speed Guitar meet on this WILD and SUPERSONIC speed version of the Classic gypsy violin waltz. KAT BLOWS YOU AWAY ON VIOLIN AND GUITAR!!!!!
(b) The Great Kat “Digital Beethoven On
Cyberspeed” CD-ROM:
THE FIRST Interactive Classical/Metal CD-ROM bringing Classical Music to idiots in a FUN,
ENTERTAINING and EDUCATIONAL WAY!!!!!! Features:
1-CyberComposers: Listen to OBNOXIOUS Kat opinions on Classical composers! Kat RIPS apart Wagner, Bartok, Glass and MORE!!
2-FIVE CYBERSPEED SONGS: The Great Kat TERRORIZES Classical Music with Cyberspeed versions of Bach, Wagner, and Paganini. SPLIT YOUR BRAIN OPEN with Kat songs “Goddess” and “Cyberspeed”!!!
3-KATV: Drool over Kat modeling Pink Lingerie and whips in the “Kat Lingerie Shopping” TV show and speed up your brain into the cyberfuture with “The Hyperspeed” TV Show!!!!!
4-CyberOrchestra: Play with Kat’s 3-D rendered orchestral instruments!!!
5-Kat’s Ride Through Time: Jump in Kat’s mouth and take a WILD journey through the history of music with your MANIACAL tour guide!!! Go from Gregorian Chants to Modern Day Cyberspeed!!!!
6-Kat IQ Test: Are you BRILLIANT enough to answer Kat’s Music Questions OR ARE YOU A TOTAL INFERIOR, TRUCK-DRIVING MORON???????!!!!!! Find Out For Yourself!!!!!
7-AND MUCH MORE KAT ENTERTAINMENT!!!!
(c) The Great Kat Guitar Goddess Web Site at http://www.greatkat.com
HERE IT IS!!! The award-winning web site from your MISTRESS OF PAIN The Great Kat!!!!! Bow to The Speed Goddess of Demonic Guitar Shredding and Lick The Great One’s SAINTLY feet when you visit the OFFICIAL Web Site of your SAVIOR KAT!!!! NO WHERE ELSE WILL YOU SEE SUCH HOT KAT GOODIES AS:
1-Kat Body Parts: Go Ahead and Salivate Kat Slaves!!!! See Kat’s Tongue, Kat’s Bloody Leg, Foot Fetish and more Kat Parts!
2-Hot Kat Paparazzi: “Dominatrix Kat,” “Virginal Kat,” “Kat in Coffin,” “Kat in Pink Lingerie”!!!!!!! Scintillating photos of your Guitar Dominatrix!!!!
3-Kat Slave Club: Want to see ACTUAL Kat Slaves Bowing, rubbing their masters feet and praying to their God???!!! Check out this SICK and CRAZY Kat Video and if you don’t INSTANTLY become a Kat Slave, then The Great Kat will JUST HAVE TO COME AFTER YOU!!!!!!!!!
4-Cyberspeed Music: The Great Kat’s Cyberspeed versions of Masterpieces from Beethoven, Wagner, Bach, Paganini, Chopin, Sarasate and Rossini. Compare the Cyberspeed version with the ORIGINAL Classical orchestral recordings of Beethoven and Wagner. GET YOUR BRAIN INTO THE 21ST CENTURY WITH CYBERSPEED NOW BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE, PEA-BRAINED IDIOTS!!!!!!!
5-Order Kat’s CD!: Order The Great Kat’s “Guitar Goddess” CD, get your SICK “Kat Dripping In Blood” Poster, PREPARE to RIP YOUR FINGERS OFF with Kat’s Guitar Tablature Sheet music and MORE Kat Merchandise!!!
6-CD-ROM Preview: Highlights from The Great Kat’s cult-classic CD-ROM “Digital Beethoven On Cyberspeed.”
7: Music Video; Kat is God; Kat Cyber-Gear; and MORE, MORE, MORE!